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Rename and shame

A Cambridge student has a splendid idea to avoid a hefty Ryanair fee

By B.R.

RYANAIR, as the airline has not tired of shouting for the past 18 months, is now trying to be nice. Sometimes even to its own passengers. In a radical change of strategy it recently decided the future no longer lay in moving flyers to tears at check-in desks by extracting exorbitant fees for indiscretions as minor as forgetting to print out a boarding pass. Its new, customer-friendly approach seems to be paying off. Last week it announced that its profits were up two-thirds in the year to the end of March.

But, according to a report from the Cambridge News, old habits die hard. A student flying to Ibiza for his holiday found that his girlfriend’s stepfather had mistakenly booked him on a flight under the name Adam West, rather than his actual name, Adam Armstrong. Ryanair told him it would cost £220 ($337) to change the name on the booking—double the price of the ticket. However, the carrier hadn’t reckoned with such a bloody-minded and enterprising student. Splendidly, the 19-year-old avoided the cost by changing his surname by deed poll to the incorrect name on the ticket, and then paying for a new passport. The scheme cost him less than half the Ryanair charge, reckons the paper.

It could have been worse. Many parents worry about their children returning from Ibiza with a dodgy tattoo, or perhaps something nasty that requires a course of penicillin. So in the scheme of things a new surname is getting off lightly. But it is usually a bad sign when you annoy your customers so much that they are prepared to change their name to avoid handing over their cash. (The gold standard for this was a man who, having been charged for being overdrawn, changed his name to "Yorkshire Bank plc are Fascist Bastards", and forced the bank to write a cheque, payable to him under the new moniker.)

Ryanair may have legitimate reasons for its behaviour. The carrier says it charges so much in such circumstances to thwart screen-scraping software, which could otherwise book tickets under false names and then sell them on. And “Adam West”—the actor who played Batman, no less—is not simply a case of getting a couple of letters skew-whiff. But for Gulliver, this reverting to type is a godsend. The old Ryanair, foul-mouthed and spiteful, was always fun to write about, if not to fly. He has sorely missed it.

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